More and more people are complaining over our present times,
and not without reason.

Most find it "to modern".
PCs, VCRs,unreasonable bosses, defective airbags,
redundant bills etc. are poured over us, constantly giving us new,
complex and confusing problems

Problems that were unknown in the not so distant past,
the good old days if you will.

That's why so many are looking back -
longing for those "good old days",
that were per ceived as simple,
light and easy, filled with joy and happiness.
For this same reasons so many people try to escape.
They escape to places where the days aren't hectic,
For instance to Tenerife,
Palma de Mallorca or Grand Canaria Isle,
even to the Gulf of Mexico or Carribian
..........and perhaps even into Internet......
just to mention a few places.

Of course, these people don't call it escape.
They rather use the term..vacation.
They have obviously forgotten the old saying,
that suggest a person should:

Stay in your country, on your daily routine *smile**
 

Life as such.....  

We all know about it:
Getting  up in the morning and the annoyances immediately begin!
Nothing fits, Cannot find sox or panty hose, got up late anyway. 
Out of coffee, and nothing but bills in the mail.
And this sets to tone for the whole day.
 
What can be expected from a day starting like this?!
By programming oneself this way,
the race is lost before it begins.
Seems nothing positive can come
from a day that starts negatively.
Is the glass half full or half empty...
is a fovorite question of psychologists?  
Though the glass is half full, one may still see it as half empty.
And what can we learn from this?

*You have to program yourself positively!*

  
When driving a brand new car,
transforming it into an object like an old trashcan, 
you will shout with joy!:
Indeed, the glass is still half full!
Can you feel how reassuring that is?....why then!
Nothing beats a positive attitude.
It influences your immediate surroundings, too,
presenting you in a light others will envy.
Try these suggestions:

 
It is better to be happy today
than to suffer anger or unhappiness through the week.

Don't curse the day before the sun goes down.

 
Stay calm and even emotionaly!
Even when events are the happiest ones :)))))

Food and drinks......

An old proverb says
"Food and drinks keep body and soul united".
This old proverb falls short, 
however hiding the fact that too much of anything
ruins the body and corrupts the soul.

To deal with this, the science of nutrition was invented.
The level of importance it has reached in such a short time,
is proven by its often totally unpredictable contradictory statements.
Almost daily, we are can read about another new breakthrough.
The most important of it sounds simple:

 
For every excessive calorie that strengthens the belly,
weakens the knees!

Of course, we can eat anything in any quantity,
and not get fat, by simply leaving out the calories.
Nothing is easier!!!!!
 
This gives rise to new diets so quickly
that there is not even time to name them properly
And who are these wonderful diets helping?
Their inventors, of course,who are growing
terribly rich by them, and hence richly fat *grin*
We may quietly look at it as a balancing act.
Because a person is a bit  "on the plump side"

We should not be silient, keeping this bit of advice from them:

 
Stay away from rich foods.!

This is a result of nutritiounists hard scientific work, too!
So is the following,

 
Proving beyond a doubt that the scientific
nutritionist suggest drinking instead of eating *smile*

 
Dry bread makes cheeks red.
But a bottle of water makes you bloated! 

One may also assume that nutritionists drink quite a bit.
They don't differ from other scientists this way.
It calls for sceptisism!
Hence you'll have alternative acknowledgements here:

rather something tasteful for dessert
than something inedible in bed!

or:

Rather one roast leg than two cold feet!

You are absolutely not a camel
if  you don't manage without water for days!
hahaha and....

the wise housewife drinks occationally a bottle of champagne,
it causes cheer!

about Health and Fitness....  

Health is the greatest good we have
latest after you hold the first Doctors Bill in yourHands
you can't close your Eyes about that fact.
nobody wonders for everyones effort
to live as healty as possible
and prevent Ilness

Millions of People swear by example
of Pils- and/or Grain-cure-treatment
because of theyr controversial effect  popular.
even the vernacular realized the big importance of Health
and here I will reduce it to a common denominator.

rather healty and happy
then sick and dumb.
 
whoever can read between the lines
becomes admiration with the tongue
what kind of successful formulation,
which elegance,witch formative strenght !
Whoever can formulate so,
is capable to all, and, to use to nothing, *g *

However, although the Health is the most important,
which we have,
it doesn't reach much, only  to be healthy
they still want , to their abundance,
to be fit like an old  rubber-shoe
and go in for sports far upon the perspiration-limits.
the well-known motto in front of their Eyes :
drive Sports or you remains healty.

Just take those everywhere seen marathon-sprints
some Lemmings which has seen Berlin- or New York Marathon
...so told by Biologists....
grabed totaly irritated a Bottle
and complained identity bereavements.
so,that your personal health-politics
not go similary bizarre ways
to lead you into comparable catastrophe
now some hints to show the ways into the right direction :
 
 
Rather a hard-working backside
as a lazy tooth!
 

 
The best method with
Weight-problemsis still......  
to remove quickly!
 

The most beautiful type
to trim itself/themselves fit,
 is still..... to swimm in Beer *ggg  

 
and....

 a healthy sexual-life
 is the best protection before
 athletic enticements *kicher *
and...

 
Love ... rather more than less.. ?

Else then in many other things of Life
not to recommand a golden middle course to search for Love
Things here are plainly and simply
and can only be :

 
rather to much then less

All Poets that really earn this name
also already pay homage to this opinion since millennia
Poets beeing on different opinion,aren't quite dense.
that also applies resemblance on the following sentence
that doesn't become better if you read from behind to the front
like proved,this sentence ,
... from disarming stupidity , ...
coined by a group of well known politicians
that has come with the years into the years
and were searching for excuses as they always promised
more then they could stay for.
incidentally Politicians lie anyway,as we all know:))))
therefore clever people can hold on the sentence :

 
rather more than less
and grabs all.
 
should now and then occur increasingly often
conditions of total wiltness
what you  may view as throuhout abnormally,
doesn't should beginn with confusing  of  last-minute panics.
but it's a voucher of  lost orientations every time.
it will be alarming if conditions of total exhaustion 
follow conditions of total wiltness
Now it is important  to turn  to the employer 
or  the health insurance company.
A short  vacation of  6 - 9 months
certainly becomes big understanding
and agreement on both sides
As  an absolute dead end,
before which should be warned here,  
are propositions  on advanced training-vacation or
working-vacations on Tenerife in general
if not a visit of India
and a seminar to the theoretical and practical confrontation
with the Kamasutra is justified.
But  valid in all cases is :
 

  Rather luck  with love
as bad luck with the flush!
 

  Rather nothing  burning
as  ONLY there for the kitchen!
 

 and....

whoever is bump-merry...
doesn't know love-sorrow *fg *

 Careerist.....but what then?  

It is like an epidemic.
Nowadays each wants to make  career, in fact as fast as possibly,
and as steep as  possibly.
That this  leads   sooner or later straight to a heart attack,
does seems even more attractive.
 
One could even claim,  a career first as completely  valid,
if  at least 1 infarct is in the game
even important managers, with already enormous successes,
but still no infarct yet in the past
will not be taking serious.
The consequences are terrible
Inferiority-complexes, that in turn,....
so reputable doctors say,... .
Leads  right to heart attacks.
That give us  hope!!!!!

But is  it really worthwhile then? Some people seem to begin
to put the value on  career in question.
But not because of the infarct-danger!
Rethinking has some  other causes.
It 's  the sentence,
that since long time behind reproached hand

circles through almost all offices
 

 The hard fight about  authority
lead directly into  impotence!
 
And...... right THERE the fun stops as you know!
But how foolish must someone bee then,
in order to believe that a heart attack increases the potency  ???
the one who has at least a little bit of common sense
will be able to understand the following opinions as they are meant.))
 

The way upward is
roughly and roughly,
be smart
postpone the start!
 
clever people understood long ago :

 
don't work for yourself
just delegate!

Rather two hours in the cinema
as eight hours
at the desk.
and...

   just loosing mind,
that doesn't matter
don't  lose  working-fury *grin*

 
be happy,the End is near :))
 
This little Story   about ordinary Life,it's purpose
to show you some ways of  help during your days
and want's to escort you
to a better understanding of some problems.
but. it wouldn't be compleet
if I wouldn't try to answer a few more questions.
 just little side issues, with no right for there own chapter.

It's your right to ask why....
hehehe,  right here I have a question for you,my friend :)
did you ever asked yourself why your dog left the livingroom
after you turned your TV on?
ând don't you like to know what to doo when you'r sick?

but... this will be a new story and watch out for it
I will add this soon for you right here :))

Now I better quit...
will drink a glass of champagne..
drink to a happy New Year for all my friends
and hope to see you again,right here...soon :)

bye my friend :))
elfie